One of the best parts of this movie are the witty songs (which of course are designed to offend as many different people as possible):
- The Meaning of Life
- Why are we here, what is life all about? The essential questions of existence, this film, and the fish in the tank, all summed up in one song.
- Every Sperm Is Sacred
- A Roman Catholic explains to his many children why contraception is considered a sin.
- Oh Lord Please Don't Burn Us
- Parochial school students show they have learned the fear of God.
- The Galaxy Song
- Eric Idle expands Mrs. Brown's universe to explain just how insignificant she is in the grand scheme of things.
- The Accountancy Shanty
- The accountants of The Crimson Permanent Assurance take to the high seas of international finance.
- The Penis Song
- Alternately known as The Not Noel Coward Song or Not the Noel Coward Song, it's a simple tribute to the male genitalia.
- Christmas in Heaven
- Tony Bennett (but "not that Tony Bennett") welcomes the freshly deceased to the end of their lives and the end of the movie in a staircase-climbing number straight out of an old Hollywood musical.