I used to work at Hollywood Video
. Don't do that; if you do, get a stick.
For instance, this is every film question that I ever fielded:
Hi, do you have that movie
You know, that movie? With that guy
Do you have a title?
No, it's that movie
. With that guy
. And that other guy
. Oh, and that one girl
with the hair
That's not much help.
Well it has that theme song
that goes 'dun dun DUN
', you know? And it was directed by that guy
who did that other movie
. With the other guy
No, I don't know. Have you been sent here by the devil?
...And then they made a sequel
to it, but it wasn't as good, and they got this one other guy
to direct it so that might be why. I think my mother's third cousin's hairdresser's dog might have known him...
You get the point. I wish the store had permitted customer beatdowns.