Is the rainy season here already?

Woke this morning to a curtain of rain outside my window. From 29 floors up, it’s all silent and everything just looks blanketed in a thick grey fog. No doubt there’ll be reports later of fallen trees and flash flooding all over the island.

How’s one supposed to get to work in this? I think Jack Johnson got it right when he suggested staying in bed with banana pancakes, but I can’t… I’m an SQL slave.