Sometimes we like to have a laugh before we eat and drink. If you're in the right company for it, here are some humorous toasts.
The sun may kiss a butterfly
The wine may kiss the crystal glass
And you my friend, may kiss my ass
Here's to our girlfriend
s and here's to our sweetheart
s, may the two never meet!
May those that love us love us,
And those that don't love us,
turn their heart
But if he doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their heel
So we'll know them by their limping
At the Burns Night
s I've been to it's customary for the men to put one foot on their chairs and the other on the table and toast "To the lass
This is particularly funny in a room full of tipsy old Scots.