Ancient art of throwing small person as far as possible.

Is often played as a sport between burly chaps after a few drinks.

Dwarf tossing is banned in Florida, largely due to the lobbying efforts of the Little People of America, who complained that it was demeaning. A dwarf and entertainer, "Dave the Dwarf" has filed a law suit, claiming that not allowing him to be tossed, if he chooses to be, is discriminatory.

"This is serious," Flood said. "I don't want the government telling me what I can or cannot do. They assume (people with dwarfism) don't have a mind of their own."

And just remember, if given half the chance a dwarf would toss you and everyone you hold dear... if it weren't for their stumpy arms, I guess.