Just some quotes...

"With that hairdo, the chief scientist is beginning to look more and more like
Willy Wonka with the passing of each day."

"To hell with outrageous software patenting schemes;
just imagine how rich you could get if you patented sex?"

"Your attempt to mask over your office's normal smell of B.O. and
farts with the normally overpowering scent of McDonald's french fries
is not working. I must go vomit now. Bye."

"All your base are belong to us!"

"Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance."