An interesting species that tends to frequent malls and movie theater complexes at night.

Teenie boppers are, essentially, teenagers whose entire lives revolve around:

  • Spending all their time trying to impress their peers,
  • What the latest "fashion" is so that it may be acquired,
  • Trying to look as "adult" as possible, (though they generally fail miserably)
  • Trying to attract as much attention as possible,
  • Putting down other people their age who don't adhere to their bizarre customs, and
  • Spending more money on clothing than most third-world countries' operating budget.
Years of study have not yet uncovered the reason why this species behaves as it does. Low self-esteem and rich parents are probable theories, however.