The American Institute of Movie Dating Standards
(a poem)
Hi!
Two days' wait.
ring ring
Dinner, movie, kiss.
Dinner, movie, make out.
Dinner, movie, sex.
Dinner, movie, sex.
Dinner movie sex.
Dinner movie sex, dinner movie sex, dinner movie sex dinner movie sex dinner movie sex dinnermoviesex dinnermoviesex...
Marriage.
Death.
Brought to you by a moment of cynicism.