Christmas (thing)

The Basics

• Christmas Eve
• Christmas Day
• Christmas dinner
• Santa Claus
• Christmas ornaments
• Santa Claus Parade
• Secret Santa
• Santa Cookies
• reindeer

• Does Santa exist?
• Facts About Santa Claus
• Unheard of Reindeer Speeds
• Hail Santa
• Santa Claus and Coca-Cola

• A Christmas Carol
• Twas the Night Before Christmas
• Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus
• The story behind Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

• A Christmas Story
• How the Grinch Stole Christmas
• It's a Wonderful Life
• Miracle on 34th Street
• National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
• Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town
• The Year Without A Santa Claus
• Scrooged

• Christmas carols
• The Christmas Attic
• Christmas Eve and Other Stories
• Your Favorite Christmas Carols...In Latin!
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• Santa Claus is Watching You
• The Night Santa Went Crazy
• The Boy Who Laughed at Santa Claus
• Santa's Beard
• Santa's a Fat Bitch

• How to make money by legally changing your name to Santa Claus
• Similarities Between System Administrator & Santa Claus
• don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Santa has a tumor in his head the size of an olive
• singing santas and talking fish heads
• Christmas Tree
• What if Santa answered his mail?
• The best way to sneak up on Santa
• Unix Christmas Carol
• The Spirit of Christmas
• Christmas tree black market at Taco Bell
• Santa Claus Detector
• Santa Claus Land
• What do you want for Christmas?
• Santa Claws
• Why Santa Claus is Actually Satan
• Christmas lights
• plastic Christmas tree
• Santa Claus, the man, the myth, the slam dancer!
• Selling your Christmas presents on Ebay
• Santa is a pimp.
• people who node on Christmas
• Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa
• Selling their souls to Santa
• a monkey is for life, not just for christmas
• The Santa Claus in the lobby wants to kill me
• Santa's Little Helper
• dancing Santas

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