Hello, World! I am your humble narrator. I am new here. I intend to make some sort of contribution to this lovely little isle of responsible, productive, intelligent writers; so hold onto your dream-sticks, everyone (because I'll take 'em when your backs are turned.)
My real name is Ray and I've never narrated a damn thing in my life; but I once played 'Damien' in may school's production of Mean Girls.
I'm from an unspecified city somewhere's in California.
I have long hair and a deep voice.
My favorite novel is Chuck Palahniuk's Fight Club, though I like the prompt, stream-of-conscious style of the Beat writers.
I am perversely propense to procrastination.
I want to be a journalist.
Or a park ranger, if my college-y stuff doesn't work out.
First Everything2 THEN THE WORLD. But in all seriousness, I need a muse or a chaos-magic spell of some kind to overcome my writer's block (more like writer's Great Wall of China, amirite?). But a new venue works just the same.
"My Shangri-La beneath the summer moon, I will return again."