user since
Sat Dec 15 2012 at 00:14:33 (4.8 years ago )
last seen
Tue Oct 4 2016 at 22:05:37 (11.7 months ago )
level / experience
0 (Initiate) / 0
mission drive within everything
Self-improvement. Progress with writing. Productive Procrastubation
specialties
Being humble. I'm humble AS FUCK.
school/company
The Productive Procrasturbators
motto
Nothing is sacred. Except for things that are. But only sometimes.
Send private message to YourHumbleNarrator

THIS IS IT.
IS THIS IT?
THIS MUST BE IT.

Intro;
Hello, World! I am your humble narrator. I am new here. I intend to make some sort of contribution to this lovely little isle of responsible, productive, intelligent writers; so hold onto your dream-sticks, everyone (because I'll take 'em when your backs are turned.)

About me:
My real name is Ray and I've never narrated a damn thing in my life; but I once played 'Damien' in may school's production of Mean Girls.
I'm from an unspecified city somewhere's in California.
I have long hair and a deep voice.
My favorite novel is Chuck Palahniuk's Fight Club, though I like the prompt, stream-of-conscious style of the Beat writers.
I am perversely propense to procrastination.
I want to be a journalist.
Or a park ranger, if my college-y stuff doesn't work out.

Objective:
First Everything2 THEN THE WORLD. But in all seriousness, I need a muse or a chaos-magic spell of some kind to overcome my writer's block (more like writer's Great Wall of China, amirite?). But a new venue works just the same.

Extro:
"My Shangri-La beneath the summer moon, I will return again."