I am putting myself on Everything because it excites me for no reason I can understand. This may very well be the spiffiest thing I have ever seen in my life. I am, for the moment, a 17 year old Maryland resident. I am, for the moment. I am for the moment.
That sounded unbelievabily pretensious. I'm so sorry.
http://home.bluecrab.org/~gwheeler/