Did I ever tell you about the time
I took a bunch of Japanese girls
who were studying English
at a crash-course
at my University
to the university Midnight Madness
thing and it was 1 a. m.
or something and I had a fever
of 103F and my head was spinning
even BEFORE I played Quake
with a 3-D
. . . well, that's kinda how I feel now.
. . . . . (minus the spinning polygons
I couldn't focus on, the pixel
, and the cute Japanese girls
The night after that we all went to see Brave Combo
at some nightclub
on Dickson Street
and some guy asked me to polka
, so I did, despite still having the fever. Then we all had Shirley Temple
I REALIZE this sounds like a thoughtstream from Zippy the Pinhead, but it's all TRUE. Swear to God.