A wondrous little marvel of an application that randomly generates bizarre, extremely offensive, occasionally nonsensical sentences. And then occasionally it says "I love you", and other choice expressions of affection.

Written by Caitlin Rodriguez, and distributed free by TheSpark.com, this is perhaps the simplest yet most amusing windows application I have ever encountered. There are few options (you can narrow the responses to "only big disses"), but if you find revolting, obscene insults funny, it is great fun.

Some of the less offensive things it has come up with lately are:

"You are such a nipple pirate."
"My best friend says you are a dead baboon."
"Someone ought to burn your crotch."

It is available at www.thespark.com/dis