People need to pee.

This is one of those basic facts of life.

You drink lots of:






Yes, you do.

And you're going to have to pee. And you're in New York City.

And if you don't know what you're doing, you're going to be in trouble.

NYC is a little different than most places you usually get stuck doing the my crotch hurts hop. First off: there aren't that many gas stations to pull into, sheepishly demand the key and hop in like you're a paying customer and everything is alright. True, there are gas stations. We need petrol too, but they're not going to give you that key unless you have a car, or a very sweet face. Second: public bathrooms are very few and far between. A few parks, yes. On the streets like in Paris? ...Hell no... In the subway?


So: what to do?

Well, here's your best bets: