My mum brings home a tribble (argh!) for me to keep as a pet. I say, oh no mum, it's a tribble, damn you, now we're going to be overrun! But then I realise my cat will save the day, so I give her the tribble to neatly dispatch. She just starts washing it and treating it as if it were the kitten she never had. I go away or turn around and when I turn back, there are SIX tribbles where the one used to be and they're ganging up on my cat.

I kick the tribbles off the chair and they scatter away in all directions. My mum tells me I'm cruel. Then a tribble turns over and it has some sort of crazy ass vicious looking dentata thing going on on its underside orifice. Oh no! africanized attack tribbles! I start kicking them and trying to step on them but they attach themselves to my feet like carnivorous bedroom slippers. I can feel their sharp little teeth sinking into the flesh on the soles and the top of my feet. I walk around in the hopes that it will mash their brains in but I'm not sure if tribbles have brains and anyway it doesn't seem to help. I fight, I acquiese. They don't make half-bad shoes, I think to myself...