Cliff Yablonski is also the star of the (soon-to-be) hit game Cliff Yablonski: Freedom Fighter.

In the introduction cutscene, Cliff finds himself dazed and drunk on his kitchen floor, garbage and debris strewn about. "It must have been those goddamn nazi russian korean vietnamese commie slugshits!", he exclaims in a dialog window with fonts and punctuation reminiscent of All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

With any luck, our hero Cliff will mercilessly pummel the goths, hicks, and gay furries of Appleton, 'till the pummelin' they can't takes no more.

(Alpha screenshots available at http://www.somethingawful.com/plan/)


(and the following, the full intro, is courtesy of someone completely different:)



"WHAT IN THE BLAZING FUCK...? MY HEAD, WHO SHOT ME IN THE HEAD?"

"IT MUST HAVE BEEN THOSE GODDAMN NAZI RUSSIAN KOREANVIETNAMESE COMMIE SLUGSHITS!",
"AND THEY BROKE MY FUCKING KITCHEN LIGHT TOO! THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD MUST BE INFESTED!"

"I GOTTA GET MY SHOTGUN AND TAKE CARE OF THIS RED FUCKIN' MENACE! AMERICA WILL WIN AGAIN!"
He gets up and runs off.