Most people who have used the Systran translation software, as used to power the almighty Babelfish, have noticed that it gives useful, but somewhat imperfect results. In other words, the automated conversion is a lossy process, much like recording audio or video from one analog magnetic tape to another. Something is lost, and something (noise!) is gained.
The role of translation software was a fairly uninteresting and utilitarian one until the Multibabelizer came along. The Multibabelizer automatically translates English text to and from five different languages, each time making the results more insane, and displays its very peculiar output.
The Multibabelizer is located at http://www.tashian.com/multibabel - a URL which should be permanently etched in every World Wide Web user's bookmarks.
For an example of its output, I fed the Multibabelizer the contents of "I will REMOVE your "All Your Radical Touching Base Are Already Occurred to The Lesbian Monkey Puppy" Philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or Malarky?". The results follow...
Sung for one to the amount ' hé ' of Pixies: QUITO "All that their low movable radical with the monkey lesbien Puppy" is produced already; Philosophy in me, if it is eaten not my spheres of google of the oil of fagiolo of soia, Hattbaby. Verità or Malarky? On the other hand it admits like the man with the lady. The people, of whom the transformano in him "All he lowest the movable radical RETIREMENT of superficial, with the monkey lesbien already produced Puppy" The philosophy in me, if not my spheres of foods of google of the oil of fagiolo of soia, Hattbaby, not to the slaughter of people. Known, like lady with the man, the Dirnen admired and, as chorus goes: QUITO "All that their low movable radical with the monkey lesbien Puppy" is produced already; The philosophy in me, if not my spheres of foods of google of the oil of fagiolo of soia, Hattbaby, not to the slaughter of people, toetungen warms up of jessicapierce of the donkey of people is. Verità or Malarky? the whole night and Maria you are not had tired this: "All of the force of Nonla that their low movable radical with the monkey lesbien Puppy" takes place already; Eaten with my philosophy of the spheres in me, Hattbaby! THAT ONE GIVES the RESISTANCE! they are the noises, that one that send to nut/mother, if the boy to go away appropriate. We are fixed. We are fixed. We are fixed.
For yet another method of amusingly breaking English text, check out the word messer-upper and behold the wonders of the Markov chain.