The
NES's 8 bits shine in this
Tetris-like
puzzle game. The
goodly Doctor
Mario stands next to a giant
jar full of some
obnoxious viruses. Said doctor throws
pills into giant jar in an attempt to
exterminate the little
beasts.
Match the
colors to kill the
germs and win! Four items (pill or germ) of the same color in a row
horizontally or
vertically does the trick.
Every aspect of this game has been optimized to instill obsession in the gamer. There are 20 standard levels, but you can go past that, into an infinite amount of levels, guaranteeing that no matter how good you are, you will eventually lose. The two-player game is a true classic. Clearing pills and viruses in a chain reaction fucks over the other player, raining pieces of pills down on his jar. Even the music, "Chill" in particular, is designed to get stuck in your brain forever. And the game is only enhanced by drunkenness.
This game is more addicting than the painkillers Dr. Mario prescribes for Princess Toadstool under the table.
Note: This game is not recommended for the color blind.