My name is Mario and I was born in 1983. Super Mario Brothers hit the USA in 84. This means that, for my entire life, I have heard "hey Mario, where's Luigi?"

Every once in awhile, someone makes an attempt at wit, often involving shroom jokes and Bowser envy. I've given it a lot of thought, and as long as someone makes the attempt at something OTHER than "where's Luigi?", I am content.

But I have yet to hear a proper application of this one.

One of these days, I'm going to call up a girl and say, "hello, is X here?" The family member taking the call, recognizing my voice, will then say Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!

And then, then I'll know who I want as my in-laws.