Some takers of
Clomipramine, a
drug marketed under the brand name
Anafranil by
Ciba Pharmaceuticals, have experienced
yawn-induced
orgasms as a
side effect.
Anafranil, which is prescribed for the treatment of
obsessive-compulsive disorders, has been available in the
United States for more than five years.
Obsessive-compulsive disorders are
persistent and
repetitive behaviors, such as constant hand washing, that result from
obsession.
Linda Mayer, a spokeswoman for Ciba Pharmaceuticals, could not quantify the number of "
yawngasm" reports. "We don't really have specific numbers, other than our
medical department has said it is
rare," Mayer said.
--- Christine Kosovac, in the
Penn State University's "Collegian"
newspaper
So there ya go. You can either
wash your hands into a
pulp, claim you have OCD and ask to be prescribed Anafranil. Or
jerk off.