It was a regular evening, my friend and I were out looking for some fun, just chillin'. I met this cute girl that I had always liked while we were in school. We were talking about fooling around, when suddenly she said, "Want to?" Then I kissed one of the cutest girls I ever met, and woke up. Imagine that.

For reference, don't think I'm some loser who doesn't get ass. I have two girls at the moment, don't get the wrong idea.