is a comedic play
by Christopher Durang
. Comedic that is to everyone except those have acted, in which case it's more of a horror flick. The Actor's Nightmare
describes every actor's worst fear
and the classic actor's nightmare
In this comical scenario, a man stumbles onto the stage and is mistaken as the understudy
in not one, but three different plays. And the poor man in question George Spelvin
is merely an accountant
who wandered onto the wrong side of the stage at the wrong time. Quickly he is ushered into place, and assured that he 'will do just fine'
and it sure was a shame what happened to the lead actor in that auto-accident. He desperately tries to find out what play he's in, but no one really seems to know. Or if they do know, they choose not to tell him because of 'similar jokes he's played in the past'. He tries lamely to get them to understand he's just an accountant, but somehow gets manipulated into the cast.
He must now replace the leading man in a series of plays he never has rehearsed for. The lead One by one he somehow manages to stumble through a short of a Noel Coward
script, Private Lives
and a Samuel Beckett
-eqsque play, Endgame
, or Happy Days
. Finally it concludes with a very real version of Robert Bolt
's A Man For All Seasons
. George desperately tries to follow along through all this, and... well, I don't want to spoil the ending, you'll just have to read it for yourself.
I would love to post the script for y'all, but it is the copyright
is still active, and would be illegal to do so.