Commit it to memory.
Feeling sorry for yourself, hating yourself, being guilty, depressed and angry can be fun. But choosing it as a lifestyle and then whining about being unhappy is stupid and countreproductive. There's only so much angst each one of us is allocated at birth, and most of us go through that during our teens. Don't get into debt on that score - you probably won't like the price you have to pay.
I want to have moJoe's kids. How can anyone be so damn annoying and so damn clever and sweet at the same time?