So ya know, I'm The-Blue-Monkey. I might be a little insane, but hey that's what you get when you're a monkey living like a human...i'll never get used to going to school...I WANT TO BE FREE!!!
Doesn't it sound funny if you replace a bad word with "monkey" ? Here's an example:
You stupid "monkey" stop "monkeying" around and get the "monkeying" work done...stupid "monkey".