TheLady and The Debutante present

the Fully-Hyphenated Noder-Meet.

Also to be known as the post-birthday, early-Advent, pre-Chanukah, mid-weekend, liver-corroding noder-meet,
complete with anti-hangover kosher fry-up.



Saturday 3 December - Sunday 4 December 2005

The Debutante's flat, somewhere in South Bristol



On the surface, this might appear to be an excuse to meet, to drink, and to eat greasy food the following morning. However, The Debutante is completely determined to throw cholesterol caution to the wind and indulge in TheLady's version of fried bread. Excuses are hardly needed to try anything cooked by TheLady, so we thought that we would add the alcohol for good measure.

For those of you not convinced by the prospect of slowly cooked beef sausages, eggs however you like them, organic mushrooms and tomatoes, and soda or spelt bread fried in the fat from the sausages, a fully vegan alternative is available. However, do not think that the vegan option will entail anything that resembles less fat. No, the entire basis of this nodermeet is to savour a perfectly cooked English breakfast suitable for all religious and moral persuasions, and nearly all dietary requirements. Low-fat is not an option.

The plan, if it can be called that, is to meet in the bar of the Arnolfini, on the waterfront, sometime around 8pm, to enjoy a drink, and perhaps progress to other establishments around Bristol. The Debutante is able to offer house-space to six people in beds or on a futon, and several more in sleeping bags. On Sunday morning you will be able to relax, to sip coffee, to peruse the papers, and to enjoy the delights of a cooked breakfast.

Interested? Let either of us know...




Those preparing to sacrifice their arteries to the glories of the English breakfast:


Those consulting with their doctors:


Those protecting their hearts for future use:

  • CloudStrife - life getting in the way
  • Gorgonzola - not enough hyphens to warrant a trip across the Atlantic
  • grundoon and wertperch - troubled by the fact that even if they get up before they go to bed, they still won't make it in time for breakfast
  • iamkaym - who shall enjoy a fried breakfast at home, and be with us in spirit
  • montecarlo - otherwise engaged
  • Stupot - sending a representative
  • themanwho - somewhat inconveniently halfway across Europe
  • Wiccanpiper - thinking that it might be a little far to come for breakfast