Aaaand we're done, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for all the cracking entries. GP has been awarded, and an over all winner will be announced shortly!
Seeing as I have the concentration span of a gnat, now seems as good a time as any to launch BrevityQuest11.Your writeups, 300 words or fewer. That's it.
00:00:00 Monday 4 April — 23:59:59 Saturday 30 April 2011, server time
- Well-crafted fact or fiction; poetry or continuous prose
- New writeups only, please
- As many submissions as you want, but flooding new writeups is far from groovy
- Notify the most able Tem42 of your minora opera (my head can't cope with screens at the moment, I'm having a break)
- If you can pop the word-count on the bottom of the writeup, that's a bit helpful, too
- Bounty is awarded at 10GP per writeup, and maybe even something fun landing through the mailbox of the entrant Tem42 and I judge to have contributed the most to e2 and the quest (and that's entirely arbitrary, but we might bring in some backup)
- Some BQ10 favourites, for the record: 66 ~ 76 ~ 158 ~ 130 ~ 212 ~ 294
In short
- Our Friend The Atom by Clockmaker
- World naked gardening day by tanktop
- Homeoteleuton Clockmaker
- The Jackson Five Pandeism Fish
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title by misterfuffie
- Herbert Hoover by Noung
- Don't Think of an Elephant by SweetieB0y
- George Silver by Clockmaker
- No Win, No Fee by Andrew Aguecheek
- The Lost City of Z by Clockmaker
- This was my mountain. You call it your valley. by raincomplex
- What do you remember? by cassparadox
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them by cassparadox
- Fightball by Clockmaker
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee by Zephronias
- electromagnetic hypersensitivity by Clockmaker
- CSI, Bible style by Pandeism Fish
- Boulet by Clockmaker
- Twin Cities Army Ammunition Plant by cassparadox
- Lake Karachay by cassparadox
- Polysynthetic Language by Clockmaker
- Joyeuse by Clockmaker
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell. by Zephronias
- how can words exist and not be acceptable? by Montag
- Armillary Sphere by Clockmaker
- Paralis by Clockmaker
- God is playing marbles with his planets and his stars by raincomplex
- Lisztomania by Clockmaker
- Bank run by Noung
- Collective security by Noung
- Armanism by Clockmaker
- How to outrun the cops by Sinepyriah
- Theosophy by Clockmaker
- bar back by Sinepyriah
- Green War by Mouq
- Tiberium in Tiberim! by Aerobe
- Jorkens by Clockmaker
- Monroe doctrine by Noung
- Zothique by Clockmaker
- Dance of the Dead by misterfuffie
- Bottled Fairy by Zephronias
- Leninism by Noung
- Doppelsöldner by Clockmaker
- ghetto waders by AsteroidPuncher
- bar back by sinepyriah
- Jurgen by Clockmaker
- Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight. by Zephronias
- Thirteen words about love by Scout Finch
- Hy-Brasil by Clockmaker
- Sculpture Garden by Pandeism Fish
- Asian savings glut by Noung
- Katzbalger by Clockmaker
- Kapilavastu by Clockmaker
- Bill Hook by Clockmaker
- Flamberge by Clockmaker
- American Revolution by Noung
- Definitional fallacy by Pandeism Fish
- Giorgio de Chirico by GhettoAardvark
- loco filiae by Ancientsnow
- Thirteen words about love by ScoutFinch
- Somewhere by DonJaime
- Under the pretext of palmistry by etouffee
- don't try to find words by intentions
- dive buddy by SharQ
- 5am in the middle of a wasted summer by ChristineWinter
- A Real Doll by brettjava
- affectio maritalis by Ancientsnow
- Read Sexy Comix Today! by StuartO)))
- Washington Total Abstinence Society by StuartO)))
- jus cogens by Ancientsnow
- of some description by Avalyn
- President of the United States of America by Noung
- Master Bloyse by Clockmaker
- a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago? by Tom Rook
- Cambion by Clockmaker
- Trebizond by vonCube
- Star Nest by drownzsurf
- The Claim by dannye
- And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm. by Zephronias.
- Two word haiku by Pandeism Fish
- Byzantine Empire by vonCube
- Decompression illness by SharQ
- Love is an evening breeze touching my face by Tom Rook
- defamation of religion by Pandeism Fish
- Lift bag by SharQ
- Winning hearts and minds by misterfuffie
- She was the seed of a strange tomorrow by Zephronias
- Sarpedon by Clockmaker
- Tachnechdorus by Monkeylover
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming by Intentions
- Three from the exclusion zone by cassparadox
- memory is a stranger by DriftingHere
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization by misterfuffie
- but you should be right here, right next to me by ame_9001
- Cockaigne by Clockmaker
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten by Zephronias
- Barcycle by Sinepyriah
- Ol' Baldy by Pandeism Fish