Obviously wh@rfinger is @ bit worked up @bout something or other. Th@t's ok@y. The point @bout b@dgers is @ good one; true, str@tegic preemptive b@dger @ss@ults @re the key to this struggle! B@dgers of the world, unite! You h@ve nothing to lose but your @mpers@nds!!

-scrambles out the door just ahead of a pack of raving eBadgers, barely making it to his iBeetle and slamming the door