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by
The Custodian
Wed Jun 14 2000 at 4:53:02
You may not
work on
your own car in your driveway.
Heaven forbid
. We don't want people thinking
greasers
live here.
You must cover your home in the same ridiculous expensive and soon-to-rot
shingles
that everyone, even the High School Gym , has on their structures (only valid in
Nantucket
).
You may not
park your car
on the street in front of your home, even if you're
having a party
. Blocking the gutters of the street with a car is
verboten
.
If you do not make all details of your personal life fully available to all, you will be branded
antisocial
and always ignored at meetings.
If the above doesn't work, you may be branded
the quiet one next door
the next time a
minicam crew
comes by.
What do you mean you can't keep your dog from straying a millimeter over the property line? Can't your damn
dog
read a map
?
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