is walking along the beach
at low tide
He comes along a naked woman
with no arms or legs.
As he passes (hey! she might just be sunbathing
!) she begins to cry.
He asks why she's crying.
"I'm 21 and I've never been hugged!"
He duly hugs her with all his heart.
He turns to move off, when she begins to cry again.
"I'm 21 and I've never been kissed!"
He duly gives her a full frenchy
He turns to move off again, and she crys once more.
"I'm 21 and I've never been screwed!"
He duly picks her up and chucks her into the rising sea.
"Now you're screwed!"