How long a line has to get at Walgreen's
before the only other employee opens a lane.
How much spaghetti sauce to put on spaghetti.
How much milk to put in cereal.
Why I have three jars of strawberry jelly in the fridge.
Why I still secretly yearn to buy ramen.
Why they need two sentences to express the same thing at the opening of all rented movies.
Why I keep plastic grocery bags by the dozens.
Why Vision Plaza can make bi-focal contacts but can't make colored ones for people with astigmatisms.
Why there are five different coffee shops chains on the same block.
Will they ever make a CD to tape adapterwhere you can plug a CD in and hear a mobile tape player.
How it is that a hole opened up in the middle of a street takes 3 hours to create and 3 months to fill.
How it is that a person can fill a hole in your life in 3 hours takes 3 months to empty.
Why I manage to acquire more milk crates every year and yet have less shit to put in them.
Why I think being an online junkie is a willful choice.