Bit of writing in which the number of letters in each word equals the corresponding digit of pi. I had a lot written down somewhere, but I can only find these two at the moment.

Sir, I send a rhyme excelling
In sacred truth and rigid spelling
Numerical sprites elucidate
For me the lexicon's dull weight.

May I have a large container of coffee?

See also: Mnemonics, Nodes of Pi.