We want your writeups, 300 words or fewer.
- The quest starts Wednesday, July 1, 00:00:00 and ends Friday, July 31, 23:59:99 E2 server time.
- We're looking for well-crafted fact or fiction, poetry and prose. New writeups only.
- Post as many submissions as you like. It is okay to post hidden writeups if you prefer.
- Quest entries should be labeled as such, and a /msg to confirm is welcome but not required.
- Bounty will be awarded at 10GP per writeup. A panel of mystery judges will do mysterious judging things. Please message Tem42 if you would like to be a judge!
Need some inspiration? Check out the BQ submissions listed in Brevity Quest 2017, Brevity Quest 2018, and Brevity Quest 2019. Need some counting? Check out the E2 Word Counter.
Winning Noders:
Do to the lack of impartial judges, First, Second, and Third place rewards will be split evenly betwixt participating noders.
Entries:
- Search warrant by legbagede
- Trigger warning by Venkman
- Calculating the power of love by Chord
- DemonCrawl by andycyca
- Zone front by Tem42
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three by andycyca
- Pickled onions by RedOmega
- July 2, 2020 by JD
- Orick, California by Glowing Fish
- Weightless by etouffee
- Klamath, California by Glowing Fish
- Willow Creek, California by Glowing Fish
- If You Have to Ask by andycyca
- This Was Our Pact by JD
- Sliver by Glowing Fish
- July 4, 2020 by JD
- Velma Dinkley by Glowing Fish
- I must use the daylight to keep looking and the nights to write by andycyca
- West Side is where it's at, baby by Chord
- Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies by etouffee
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain by andycyca
- The Glass Hotel by JD
- Double plural by Tem42
- Irregular plural by Tem42
- elevator pitch by andycyca
- Chonk by Tem42
- Ni picha, ni cacha, ni deja batear by andycyca
- sapphire by JD
- Kunai by andycyca
- Cachai by Glowing Fish
- Batman: The Killing Joke by Chord
- The Lighthouse by JD
- Hecking by Glowing Fish
- July 9, 2020 by andycyca
- Macon County Line by JD
- hmu by Glowing Fish
- Irony poisoning by pebblefish
- Slide into the DMs by Glowing Fish
- 100 prisoners problem by andycyca
- DoggoLingo by Tem42
- Mlem by Tem42
- Porcupine Lake by JD
- Spear phishing by Tem42
- Thermal bridge by Tem42
- Hungary water by Tem42
- Janky by Glowing Fish
- San fairy ann by Tem42
- Invasion novel by Tem42
- Wahkiakum County, Washington by Glowing Fish
- Skamania County, Washington by Glowing Fish
- Dog Mountain, Washington by Glowing Fish
- Slide into the DMs by andycyca
- Cerro Santa Lucia by Glowing Fish
- Mirador by Glowing Fish
- Point Nemo by Tem42
- Plaza de la Aviación by Glowing Fish
- Common wood sorrel by Tem42
- The Crimson Kimono by JD
- Rio Mapocho by Glowing Fish
- Gappa the Triphibian Monster by JD
- Monumento a Alberto Larraguibel y caballo Huaso by Glowing Fish
- Blow the Man Down by JD
- The Little Lame Prince by Glowing Fish
- Pomaire, Chile by Glowing Fish
- Daughter of Shanghai by JD
- Johnson City, Oregon by Glowing Fish
- Marion County, Oregon by Glowing Fish
- Relevant xkcd by andycyca
- Help Me, Rhonda by Glowing Fish
- Polk County, Oregon by Glowing Fish
- Vancouver Land Bridge by Glowing Fish
- My Dinner with Hervé by JD
- A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood by JD
- Six by andycyca
- Galloway pony by Tem42
- Galloway by Tem42
- The Last Human by Tem42
- The Cruelty Is the Point by Tem42
- Operation Legend by npecom
- Kittle cattle by Tem42
- Qualified immunity by npecom
- leave well enough alone by npecom
- Mozambique by Stuart
- Infra dig by Tem42
- Banana paste by Tem42
- The Light Brigade by JD
- 100 prisoners problem - solution by andycyca
- Personal Narrative of a Pilgrimage to Al-Madinah and Mecca by Clockmaker
- Zacton by Tem42
- Women Be Shopping by Glowing Fish
- Barrow's grease by Tem42
- Fergus mac Roich by Clockmaker
- Boar taint by Tem42
- Point Salad by Tem42
- The Haunting of Tram Car 015 by Lord Brawl
- Horae by Tem42
- Catalan's conjecture by andycyca
- Foggie toddler by Tem42
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others by andycyca
- Water pie by Tem42
- Pie crust shield by Tem42
- Pie weights by Tem42
- Gaiwan by Clockmaker
- Game chips by Tem42
- Forme of Cury by Clockmaker