<TanisNikana> This is Real Life. That, out there, is WorkAndComeHomeToYourTVDinnerAndGetNoSex2.
<sam512> I turn my back for two minutes and when I come back, we're bidding on a still-beating human heart.
<Swap> I know who's TanisNikana's secret admirer, and I'm not telling!
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TanisNikana
- user since
- Wed Dec 4 2002 at 18:20:19 (17 years ago )
- last seen
- Fri May 17 2019 at 06:28:49 (6.7 months ago )
- number of write-ups
- 84 - View TanisNikana's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 8 (Encyclopedist) / 4243
- C!s spent
- 191
- mission drive within everything
- I can TVify, VGify, Musicify, and NaturalLogify the same damn node! Now, someone write something that I can legitimately do all four to.
- specialties
- Loafing. Game development. Having nodermeets in the middle of the road. Loafing. Video games. Piracy. Loafing.
- school/company
- Portland Community College, TIMECallers, Community2
- motto
- Yarr.
- most recent writeup
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User Bookmarks:
- ¡MULTIPLE ORGANISMS!
- A day in the life of a blackjack dealer
- A Polymer Wang: My police record and me
- A.I.
- Am I dreaming this dream with a million other machines?
- An alliterative allegory of Arthur Alphons
- androjen
- Archived E2 FAQ: Video Games
- Benjamin Franklin's method for achieving moral Perfection (idea)
- Burning books
- chatterlight
- Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks (fiction)
- desu
- Dimensional Representations
- Dissed by a five-year-old (idea)
- Do not bring your evil here
- Down and Out In the Magic Kingdom
- Downfall of the TCPA
- e
- E2 Gift Shop
- Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten (idea)
- Evoking fear in video games (idea)
- flicker/mode
- Freezepop
- Game Boy Advance development
- gay voice
- Geeks make good lovers
- Gender is a state of mind
- gender roles
- Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
- Going to the movies in Thailand
- Heaven or Las Vegas (place)
- House of Leaves
- How do you define your gender?
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- Hyperinflation in Weimar Germany
- I didn't say he ate your dog (thing)
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Idiots will ruin everything, eventually
- Is America a Police State?
- Is Mario Gay?
- It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
- it's time to save the world (personal)
- Japan Post
- Japanese no (idea)
- Just a collection of ones and zeroes
- Kit
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- Moscow, Idaho
- My Everything2
- Natalis Solis Invicti (thing)
- Needs more cowbell! (idea)
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- Of first and last noders (idea)
- Of Gingerbread Houses, and Happy Endings
- Pokeconomy Fears Collapse as New Legislation Bans Sport-Fighting
- Poking Things With A Stick
- Punching customers is bad for business
- puppy-killing research
- Sex ed in the twenty-second century (thing)
- Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
- Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
- Starkle Starkle Little Twink (idea)
- Student #478993320 went on a shooting rampage today
- Suburban Dreams
- Suicide Club
- Super Mario Brothers: A Literary Criticism
- Super Mario no more
- Teenie bopper
- The "ass" jellybean
- The Bible and same-sex marriage
- The corporate America version of a pet
- The end will be a sellout
- The Hillcrest Inn: A pizza delivery adventure
- The Militarization and Privatization of Public Space (idea)
- The Pre-Persons (thing)
- The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
- The Right to Read
- The Serial Killer Jailbait Airline Lotto (idea)
- The three worst torture tests known to man
- The undoing of How to cook the perfect steak (idea)
- the US is still under a presidential decree of national emergency
- What I think Editor Powers are
- What makes her so cute?
- What the hell is wrong with mis-matched socks? (idea)
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- White House toilet paper crisis
- Women and thermostats