I graduated yesterday.
UNIVERSITY of PORTSMOUTH
Andrew David Reynolds
has been awarded the degree of
Bachelor of Science in
with FIRST CLASS HONOURS
having followed a programme of study approved by Academic Council
18 October 2000
Having graduated, my friends, my wife and myself went drinking. It was cool
to see people from my year that I havn't seen for months. One is working for Railtrack
. Scary thought.
This morning I work up feeling fine. Then I moved my head. This was a bad move, and one which I am still regretting. It became apparent that, while I did still have a brain in my skull, it
- wasn't mine
- was a little too large.
- wasn't working properly
I survived the drive to work, and cheered myself up by ordering a large breakfast. Toast, fried egg
, 2 bacon rashers, 2 sausages, beans
, hash brown
. Hmmmm. Lovely.
Now I have to attempt a normal days work. I'm drinking as much water as I can. Wish me luck.