(idea) by Sylvar Wed Aug 30 2000 at 10:29:37
  • All animals can talk from birth. Some choose not to, or choose to wait until the right moment for comic effect.
  • Any animal that hatches from an egg will choose the first animate thing it sees to be its mother, regardless of its apparent gender or sex.
  • Any small tree growing on the side of a cliff has a root structure sufficiently strong to support the weight of at least three large animals hanging onto each other's feet.
  • Cryogenic suspension can be safely achieved in a snowbank or during a blizzard. Normal function may be restored by placing the frozen person or animal in front of a fireplace for a few seconds. The only side effect will be a brief blue discoloration.
I like it! 2 C!s