The Cartoon Laws of Biology (idea)
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Wed Aug 30 2000 at 10:29:37
All animals can
from birth. Some choose not to, or choose to wait until the right moment for comic effect.
Any animal that
es from an
will choose the first animate thing it sees to be its
, regardless of its apparent
growing on the side of a
structure sufficiently strong to support the weight of at least three large animals hanging onto each other's feet.
suspension can be safely achieved in a
or during a
. Normal function may be restored by placing the frozen person or animal in front of a
for a few seconds. The only
will be a brief blue discoloration.
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