"It's not as bad as it sounds. We just want to send a few million e-mails advertising DIY plans and blueprints so that anyone can make their own deodorant."
"Sure. If you don't like cod, you can choose smoked salmon, tuna, mahi mahi, anchovies or gefilte fish. Besides, it's not like we're annoying people. Informative advertising is always welcomed by Internet users!"
"Have you ever actually been ON the Internet?"
"Well, our last clients were advertising their services as green card lawyers, and they were pretty happy with the number of responses they got..."
Another day, another dead spammer. And people wonder why I like my job.