Here is one of my most favorite poems made by me, SUPERJESUS :
No, seriously. I'm a pretty happy person. But I saw this one boxing glove last week and boy was it red. This portly guy was at led lobster and he started running books. I was like, 'YOW ZAH! You're running books.' He told me to stop singing him. I slipped on his shoes.
DECEMBER 4TH – THE DAY THAT SHOOK E2
or: the introduction of, dare we say it?…the SHMALLOW
Contrary to popular opinion, there is in fact a taboo topic on E2. It has nothing to do with sex or religion or politics or various combinations of those. This topic has been strictly suppressed by the administration on this Website for as long as possible, but on December 4th, a courageous noder had the audacity to introduce it in his/her silent corner of level one. That person was SUPERJESUS. That topic was the shmallow. The effect that the introduction had was more significant and far-reaching than the infamous E2 civil war. So what is the shmallow? You might ask yourself. While there is no adequate definition of the term, we know that Little Susie F. likes to smear shmallows on her desk at school and that some like to sink into big ones after a hard day at the office. Only a few people at E2 have seen the node called “Shmallow” and while SuperJesus has considered rewriting it, fear of threats from powerful noders has kept him/her at bay. Much like retirees waiting for the daily mail, the administration is ready to pounce on this node at the right time. On that day another controversial subject was raised and that was falling water. Falling Water was an interpretive poem by SuperJesus detailing the social injustice of an unjust regime’s mind games directed toward possible rabble-rousers. The poem was deleted immediately along with shmallow once the hidden meanings were discovered. While the poem in it’s entirety cannot be re-written, the follow excerpt has been saved for your eyes:
I'm going to wax my ass
and slide down a hill
and crash into a tree
damn the rice cake monsters!