I found something out yesterday. My hair looks good. I know what people might think, "How could anyone with sucka in their name have cool hair?" Measuring in around 2-2.5 inches in length, styled with thick, greasy Murray's pomade..... I know many people who compliment the style.

It's my daylog, and I'll take the piss if I feel like it. I went and saw Snatch at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema two days ago. The first time I watched Guy Ritchie's film, I wasn't impressed. I felt no sympathy or even liking to any of the characters. But, I did something different this time. A recipe I have created, called trip chips, made the experience much more pleasant. OK, trip chips are easy. Here you go:

  1. get yourself an eighth of weed
  2. remove the seeds from the pot, stems are OK
  3. place seedless marijuana and stems in a bean grinder, grind into a fine powder
  4. mix fine powder into three tablespoons of peanut butter
  5. spread mixture on and totally covering one tortilla
  6. bake tortilla in the oven for 20 minutes at 300 degrees
  7. take a pizza cut and slice the torilla into wedges that look like chips
  8. enjoy, feeling will hit you about 1.5 to 2 hours after trip chips are munched

I only ate one wedge and couldn't adjust to gravity the entire evening. The movie was great. I understood what everyone said and give mo props to the film and sound editing in Snatch.