Stu Hefner is the very image of sophistication. From his plush smoking jacket to his silver soda siphon, he is the epitome of good taste. Women find him irresistible. In the words of Wondergirl, "Stu is not only a geek, he's a famous geek who thinks about sex and computers all day long. Stu Heffner (sic)...is my soul mate."
Directing his extensive media empire from his secluded mansion in the exotic suburb of Box Hill, he sometimes seems a little world-weary. "I started putting notches in my bedpost at fourteen. By the time I was nineteen, I was sleeping on a pile of splinters." Nevertheless, he has selflessly dedicated his life to the pursuit of hijinks in low places for the vicarious thrills of his readers. He declined to be photograhed.