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Fri Oct 27 2000 at 06:07:38 (17.1 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
there is no spoon.
specialties
Killer guacamole
school/company
School of Hard Knocks, Co. of Fools
motto
"... In our day of electric wires we turn it around. Man waits not for time nor tide." --Mark Twain
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ODE to NODES

Raindrops on nodes' and wiskers on cretins,
+'s that stay on my nodes (if you'd let 'em)
Crusin' the Infobahn's freshly-paved roads,
THESE are a few of my fa-vo-ite nodes!

Doot doot-doot, doot doot-doot

Still trick-or-treatin' and pumpkins a-smashin',
Browsers that stay on my screen without crashin',
Screaming so loudly my brain-case implodes,
THAT'S wot you'll find on these krazy-ass nodes!

When my RAM bytes,
Wont take C-strings,
Ergo, nothing loads
I simply incantate this simplest of things:
"most everything's found--

IN NODES!"