A shot-by-shot parody of Apocalypse Now, written and directed by Ernie Fosselius (Hardware Wars).
Captain Dullard (Billy Gray) is sent to investigate the appearance of low grade meat at the butcher shop. Ernie himself stars as Col. Mertz.
It's all there: The hotel room ceiling fan/lawn sprinkler scene, surfing behind the boat/skateboarding behind the caddie ... best watched right after seeing the original.

Mertz: Is my method acting unsound?
Dullard: I saw no acting.