Never whistle while you're pissing (idea)

meat for vegetarians	Why it is so hard to be yourself	I seem to be a verb	The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
The Illuminatus! Trilogy	Turn your head and cough	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Hagbard Celine
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?	When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY	Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet	Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Don't piss here	Koan	cunnilingus	Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
Illuminati	Robert Anton Wilson	This is your life	Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
King Kong vs. Godzilla

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