A bizzare holdover from my youth... When I was a mere Spork Sprout, I would watch Mr. Rogers. Any who have seen this show will probably be familiar with Chef Brocket. Anyways, at some point or another, a culinary creation was discribed as follows:
Get yourself a banana
Get a piece of American Cheese Product
Peel said banana
Apply Cheese slice vigorously to banana
Make with the eating
This concoction is extremely tasty and satisfying in some strange way. Whenever you have a banana lying around and can't make something good out of it, like a banana split, consider this alternative.