A term which refers primarily to the cafeterias
found in American public schools
The school cafeteria is the battleground
upon which many a war is fought. The digestive
war, foremost: the infamous square pizza can only be considered culinary impressionism
, with its delightful space-age plastic
cheese dotted with cubed pepperoni
, while the ever-aging corn-on-the-cob
passes for one's daily fiber.
The food is nicely complemented by the homely lunch ladies
, who often grimace as they serve a helping of fresh whatever
The school cafeteria is also a primary area for social interaction, especially in the form of food fights
, and socializing
. Generally, the school cliques
are best observed in the cafeteria, as they gather together at their exclusive tables, save for the one kid who usually sticks out like a sore thumb
as he sits alone.
All around, an interesting place.