Webster, or others, may remind one that an 'apocalypse' literally is an uncovering, a revelation, of hidden things.

So if you're revealing yourself, if something is being revealed, why is your ballgown still on?

And if it is still on, and you're still being revealed through or around it, isn't that just a little too much work?

Don't be a 'poctease; why have one uncovering when you can have two for the price of one?; all the cool kids are doing it.