I'm in love with this girl I went to high school with. Have been for a long time. I'm incredibly picky about women and I always thought she had everything I was looking for.

I made the mistake of telling her that about a year ago. Since then, she endlessly tells me about her latest boyfriend, how great he is in bed, and how much I need to get over her.

Right now, she's asking me to help her decide on the latest candidate for emotional attachment. When I ask for a list of pros and cons, the only pro is that she can sleep with him when she goes back to her hometown from college, and the con is that it's 200 miles from point A to point B.

Suddenly, I'm not so in love.