The Fried Egg Sandwich with green chili sauce (Tabasco brand) is perhaps the best breakfast one could ask for, especially if it is served on a split toasted croissant. There are many variations of the Fried Egg sandwich, one of the more notorious versions made its debut in the hit British TV show, Red Dwarf. What follows is a loose transcript of the event involving a fried egg sandwich with chili sauce and chutney.

Lister: (Hung over) You know what I want? A fried egg sandwich with chili sauce and chutney
Rimmer: (Still drunk) Me too.
Lister: Holly, give Rimmer a fried egg sandwich
Holly: A what?
Lister: With chili sauce and chutney
Rimmer: (Takes a big bite, spilling sauce everywhere; makes about 12 different faces)
Lister: Good isn't it?
Rimmer: I feel like I'm having a baby!
Lister: Yeah, the problem is you have to eat it before the bread dissolves.
Rimmer: It's amazing, how did you come up with it?
Lister: I forget, I think it was a book on bacteriological warfare