My ants are not breeding as I would like them to. Can anyone offer some advice? I have tried oysters and champagne, and we rented The Notebook the other night, but the female ants were all, "I have a headache," and "I have an early meeting tomorrow morning," and one went right off and complained that the only reason the other ants were spending time with her was because they just wanted to get into her antspants.

Is this a common problem for any other ant breeders?

Thanks,

Singing Ant Man

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