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(The Man): Is man found on the Earth, Yahveh?
(Yahveh): Man is not found on the Earth, Boss.

(overheard elsewhere)
Hey, Don, have you heard about the big meeting coming up? They just announced it over at Qodesh Square, apparently everyone is supposed to come. --- EVERYONE? --- Yeah, no kidding. Crazy talk, huh? I went and looked at the board later; the number is somewhere in the sextillions. I hope they have seating. --- Well, if everyone is supposed to come then The Man must be in charge, or what? --- Yeah, I suppose you're right. What in the eternal globes could it be...

Excerpt: Miqdash Transcript - Timestamp 131198925138:06:18971318
\type\ Historical entry; \subtype\ General announcement;
Today the Exalted Throne issued notice that a meeting of the Elohim will be convened beginning in 3 solar cycles (as pertaining to the Throne.) This announcement applies to all Elohim. Creative, supervisory, and dispatch assignments will be suspended for the duration, and temporal flows will be altered to compensate. All Elohim, regardless of age, rank, or assignment, were asked to attend this convocation. Gabriel has been asked to conduct the services and the Interior Celestial Ministry will handle all arrangements for Elohim with special needs.

(Lucifer): So, have you heard what is happening at the meeting? Big plans are in the works my friend, things that will change the way we operate for a long, long time. Your Creative Analysis Ministry is going to get a lot more work I hear.
(Uriel): Really? I haven't heard much, I've been out on assignment for the past 9 main cycles. It was a long assignment, but I think we got the kinks ironed out of the orbits in the Arba triad.
(Lucifer): Hey, good job my friend. That problem had been bothering the folks at Analysis Major for quite some time I've heard. So the deal is this, there is going to be a pretty crazy plan announced. If you want to, you can take a new assignment to a recently created planet, and the assignment is pure observation, no work or anything involved. And it's of indefinite length.
(Uriel): Sounds like a vacation.
(Lucifer): There's a catch. The assignment is as a mortal. Don't stare, you heard me right. Some of the Elohim want to go get bodies of flesh and bone and they are going to get the chance to do it.
(Uriel): That's unbelievable. No one has corporeal bodies...
(Lucifer): ...except for The Man.
(Uriel): But he's...he's Him!
(Lucifer): It looks like that is all going to change somehow, but there is more to the story. Evidently you get stripped of all your juice when you go down: no knowledge, creation, nothing. They even take your memory.
(Uriel): All of a sudden I like this idea a lot less. What are you getting at man?
(Lucifer): I can't say much more about it, but I have a way that is going to make this plan risk-free. Back me up at the meeting and you'll get your incarnation and all your toys back at the end. We'll be a match for The Man after this is all through.

Hey Murray, don't tell me you are buying this mess. You want to go grab yourself a piece of dirt? Go get real flesh and blood and wind up dying like that? You have got to be kidding me. I don't think any of this mess is gonna work, you know. Mr. Four Letter may have got himself all friendly-like with The Man, but don't you go all psycho on me now. Even the Lightbringer didn't buy into the whole plan, and he is all for crazy stunts. They at least need to modify the deal some, man. I'm telling ya, don't sign on just yet. Maybe they will approve Luce's deal and you will get your jazz back for sure then. Just for Qodesh sake don't blow a great future dude! You have potential! At least come with me to the rally tomorrow. Lucifer is going to speak about his changes and try to win some public backing. If we all get together we can make this work without all the risks, and everyone can breathe a little easier. I just can't stand the thought of you mucking around on a planet forever man...

(Yahveh): We have been down to the Earth and done all that thou has commanded.
(The Man): It is good.